You might find that work, parenting, sleeping, and other obligations keep you from getting on Twitter as much as you’d really like to during the week. And that’s ok – it’s what we’re here for. Here are our 10 favorite Tweets this week that tell it like it is when it comes to parenting.
1. Glamorous, ain’t it?
Happy #MothersDay! Oh, the joys of #parenting. 😂 pic.twitter.com/vpAKaIFyuK
— Eric Rosswood (@LGBT_Activist) May 14, 2017
2. The best thing about having a dog.
Doesn’t matter where I sit in my house, because I will find a Cherrio somewhere in the cushions #momlife
— Olivia Hutchinson (@LiviaHutchinson) May 19, 2017
3. Called my bluff.
Breakfast Time
Me: Do you want more?
Kid: Nope.
Me: Guess I’ll eat it. *hoping he’ll take it *
Kid: Oh, okay.
Me: #MomLife pic.twitter.com/rGEDXdTqyG— Elle Decker (@ElleMNOP22) May 19, 2017
4. Or Legos. Or toy egg shells.
Stepping on toy cars is the most enjoyable pain #DadLife
— BORRACHO (@SeannCroww) May 19, 2017
5. You can do it!
2yo “I Can Do It!!!” Phase:
Falls over while attempting to put underwear on, bait and tackle waving as he somersaults. #DadLife
— These Daddy Issues (@ManNamedBrady) May 9, 2017
6. Good thing I didn’t want to sleep tonight.
Good idea: breastfeeding baby
Bad idea: breastfeeding baby after they chew on a frozen teething ring
🍼🍦⛄️
— Steph aka Mom (@milk_bagz) May 19, 2017
7. Tired is now just a normal life state.
Stood in the elevator for about 30 seconds waiting for it to go up, only to realize I didn’t push the button. #Tired pic.twitter.com/K3IYuDsmPb
— Coffee Black™ (@JJMIlzarek) May 19, 2017
8. Oh no.
I just had to explain to my six-year-old that she does NOT have a milkshake and that it BETTER NOT bring any boys to the yard. #dadlife
— Tyler McMurchy (@TylerMcMurchy) May 8, 2017
9. Look him in the eye while you do it.
My daughter pooped on her baby brothers bedroom floor. I think that is her way of saying I run things around here. #BestDadTips #iwashere1st
— BestDadTips (@BestDadTips) April 26, 2016
10. No, it’s your turn.
The struggle #Motherhood #DinnerTime #CanSomeoneElseDoIt #ParentHood #ParentLife pic.twitter.com/Lt27f3iXal
— Megan Grady (@Crazee_mama15) May 17, 2017